@@Banana42199 I didn't know Stalin's generals sent their troops to the Nine Circles of Hell, were Nine Circles part of the Axis powers, I'm jk, I just thought the idea of Soviets planned on opening a portal to hell and fighting demons could be entertaining
Yeah, my dad has that sense of humour, sorry and not any that he just forgot to pay the child support like dad, you’re Satan, king of hell like you can just click and I get the money, expect he can’t make people to sin, people to choose to sin or not
The story of Rasputin is that every time someone tried to assassinate him, he would survive. Even when they finally threw his body in the freezing water, they say that they heard his screams emitting from the body one last time. Imagine this playing every time this dude respawned 😂
you've been dazed and confused when you wrote that, or your babe leaved ya? because it's Led Zeppelin, just kidding i only wanted to do a joke about led zeplin, but now i'm ramblin on, peace, (whole lotta) love and stay rock and roll!
picture this: a russian woman goes of a killing spree, she sleeps with the men and or woman and uses her beauty to lure them and then kills them. this song is playing behind each of her kills. at the very end of the song she gets caught.
Sounds like the intro of a evil pharaoh looking at all the desert as his own land and thinking he’s the god of it all and it’s like the song shows his slow progression into madness
It's the year 2077. The soviet union is back again and they are searching for you. Hiding in your room, the dark little closet not helping your situation. Your claustrophobia and fear of the unkown kicking in. You breath heavily, when suddenly you start to hear this play and the sound of a door being kicked down. Your heart feels like it's gonna explode. The next thing you know is that you're being tortured. You don't remember who you are, no sanity left, but the song is looping over and over again til you finally meet your demise.
let's be honest, this is how i felt after winning this song in just dance 4. now I've done it 3 times.i i hate myself, because this is my favorite song right now.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those Russians
April 21 of 2020, a good chunk into Quaraintine, I have found myself on this song and now i cant stop listening to it. it echos in my empty soul. i can feel the russian blood in me stomping its feet. the guns are being loaded, the masks are donned. time for a revolution.
I feel like I'm walking through a burlesque and gaudy 1980's night club at a normal pace while everyone around around me is dancing in slow motion to the beat of the song, forever trapped in time , unaware of my presence , replaying the same moment forever
THIS IS THE MOST EPIC BOSS MUSIC I'VE EVER HEARD Boss Name: Rasputin the unkillable Boss info: Health: 100,000,000 Skills: Self-heal. Special powers: Give terror effect when fighting which decreases all your stats by -420, can summon deadly russian chicks.
Imagine having been lost in a forest for many days without human contact, and it is just before the sunset of the fifth day,you hear this singing in the distance, you creep closer thinking that you have found your way out, but you realize all to late that those are not people singing.
When the DNA test says you're 0.0001% Russian
but your still going for the vaporwave aesthetic 😎
Stolen
ELASTICITÀ ты не понимаешь какая боль быть в россии
@@maxumka548 I find Jojo fans everywhere, why
When the DNA test says I'm 12% russian
1:07 literally sounds like a cult getting ready to sacrifice a virgin cowgirl
y e e h a w
Marvin SCHFNKDOSDKNCNDKSKSSKFJC
M A Y
T H E
S A C R I F I C E
C O M M E N C E
r/oddlyspecific
Nate S. r/whoosh
Nobody:
That one dog at 3am: 1:08
IT'S MY DOG XD
this comment made me fucking crty LMaO
😂😂😂😂😂
R A F R A F R A F R A F R A F R A F-
*the kidnapped people in your basement at 3 am
This is what started playing in Rasputin's head when the noticed the wine tasted a little weird
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Rasputin in heavy from tf2 voice : _i feel funny_
it started then playing at 1:19
Pootis
I F E E L F I N E
When i saw this message my screen got darker lol
Nobody:
Satan: *Oh those Russians*
Joshua Nicholas idk why but it made me laugh so much 😂
@@Banana42199 I didn't know Stalin's generals sent their troops to the Nine Circles of Hell, were Nine Circles part of the Axis powers, I'm jk, I just thought the idea of Soviets planned on opening a portal to hell and fighting demons could be entertaining
Yeah, my dad has that sense of humour, sorry and not any that he just forgot to pay the child support like dad, you’re Satan, king of hell like you can just click and I get the money, expect he can’t make people to sin, people to choose to sin or not
Stolen.
Parkast commented same thing a YEAR ago.
The reason why is that because of a betrayal from damn hitler and his nazi soldiers
The opening sounds like a cult sacrifice
how do u know it isn’t one
brother we musn't leave our cultiure to die
Rasputin participated in russian christian cult orgies so yes
FOR RASPUTIN!!! Ooga booga
Lowkey wouldn’t be mad if im being sacrificed with this playing
No one:
The Russians reuniting in hell:
and conspiring*
*and charging towards the gates of
Why does this sound like something Russians would do?
@@alienz8641 because that's something Russians would do
Bold of you too assume hell could hold them
POV: *the Russian kids are having a dance battle behind the school but you’re high in the corner*
ngl that sounds epic
420 likes great job bro
Lmaoooo
О я русская 🤩🤩🤩Oo i'm russian girl
@@kussia14_88 I am barbie girl
The intro sounds as though it came from a Spaghetti Western.
"Hey hey hey hey" sounds like dog bark.
We need a spaghetti Western set in Siberia.
that would be spaghetti Eastern
You could totally put it into Django unchained somewhere
4of92000 The Russians have their own version of westerns called “osterns.” White sun of the desert is a great one and its on RUclips
The intro is like some typical western cowboy movie
T123 qwert *Wayne*
Pinoy Boy im screaminggg
Please make a Russian Western that'd be swell
The Good, the Bad, and ThOsE rUsSiAnS
T123 qwert Wayne
Nobody:
The army of LEGO men telling you to build the dang helicopter already: 1:08
criminally underated comment
ikr
Omg you have a point idk how I understood that
XD im dying dude hahahhaahahha
Bahahahaahahahahahahahahahagahagagaaaa
A random person: "What kind of music do you like?"
Me: "Oh, whatever sounds good."
Also me:
But this do be slapping though
fr 💀💀
Its truee 😂
Sound like the beginning of a Tarantino movie
Django Unchained comes to mind... ;)
u right lol
*i t d o*
Rom yea
Ok I know you posted this over a year ago but your profile picture got my eyes fucked up
These drums at the beggining are
_h y p n o t i z i n g_
You're right Rei.
ｈｙｐｎｏｔｉｚｉｎｇ
Check out wolf muller - lagafeuer tanz
You could sample that and I just might.
Alright W e e b
When ur a slav, but ur also sad
*S L A D*
S L A D
*SALAD*
Slad lad
S L A D
SLADA
1:31-1:41 sounds like how chinese neon aesthetic looks, i don't know how to explain it but it just does
I get it
It sounds like vaporwave
I can see that
you dont need to explain, i fully understand~
It sounds kinda like a koto, that's probably why
That mountain isn't feeling so good...
i'm so sorry
lol i get it
THANOS!
That rings a bell, but I can't remember what its from.
lmao i was just messing with my friend by talking about that scene, she gonna love this
When you’re 1% Russian and 70% depressed and 29% high
I 1000% can’t do math
mood
me: 1% russian
98% simp
1% high
And 100% concentrated power of sad
I am half russian and half -spanish- depressed.
I was wondering why everyone was talking about hell on the comments then the vocals started
Same
Because the "hey" parts sound like cheering demons honestly...or more like dogs lmao
JUST got to your comment when the lyrics started 🤣
My vocals are about to start. I’ll see if it’s true tbh
Edit: My god
@@mangodip2170 sounds like my neighbors dogs at 3:00 AM
POV: the devil is making fun of rasputin
YES
Wait lwk
No why does this make sense
so when you lower the speed of regular disco song it becomes decent piece of psychedelic alternative rock
No it just becomes stolen music
@@kevinsundelin8639 shut the fuck up
Actually beats are changed and frequencys are mixed too, unlike nightcore
*piece
yes. and its art.
Rasputin: Drinks a Glass of water
The 38 different people who put poison in his glass: are we a joke to you?
Bruh those deep voices saying *HEY HEY HEY HEY*
Sound like a bunch of barking dogs in hell lmao 😂😂😂
Sounds like my dog 0.01 seconds after I let her outside
𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗞
When your sleep paralysis demon sings you a lullaby.
my sleep paralysis demon makes bangers
Why does this sound like I'm preparing to be sacrificed into a volcano.... I LOVE IT LOL
Michelle Maliszewski I’m laughing so hard
LMFAO
Because you are. You passed out, please wake up. There isnt much time left to stop this.
WHERE ARE YOU PLEASE COME BACK THE SKY GODS WILL NOT BE APPEASED
Gloria better be on her way
When the brownies at the cult bake sale were actually edibles and now you're in ritual dissociating
No replies? This is gold hahahaaha
Lol
"Ayo these brownies ain't shi-"
*Acends to a higher plane of existence*
The story of Rasputin is that every time someone tried to assassinate him, he would survive. Even when they finally threw his body in the freezing water, they say that they heard his screams emitting from the body one last time. Imagine this playing every time this dude respawned 😂
Im rolling at these comments im crying im in tears this whole song is a cult and satan sacrificing a cowgirl like that one comment said im weeping
I don't find that comment and I'm so sad. But also laughing at your comment. Anywa-
NIOICNFG SATAN SACRIFICING A CIW GIRL I FNTDX
No?
Came for the song, stayed for the comments ngl
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Sounds like a war drum in the beginning, then like a western shoot out scene
Bruuuh
I was gonna comment that xD
*_Rasputin: Unchained_*
Make it happen Quentin.
Make it HAPPEN.
Once upon a time in Moscow
GODDAMN THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
Never mow the lawn and listen to this, you’ll feel like you’re working in a salt mine
Can confirm
I've never heard a song change so much just by lowering the speed and pitch.
The intro sounds like the intro to a post apocalyptic movie or something.
I didn't know Satan released a cover version of this. He can sing too!
xD !
Ironic because Satan is singing about a Russian Orthodox preacher
@@OG_Ricky_C well he wasnt exactly a holy man he would participate in orgies to try and connect with god thats why the russians hated him so much
hjnjd Yes
Ikr
Ok, so vaporwave is just the opposite of nightcore
yep
Apparently to some people that's what it means but that's just a bastardization imo
No, people think just slowing it down is Vaporwave, but it's not like that, parts repeat and repeat, go together or abruptly stop.
double opposite, single opposite is just the regular song :p
pretty much yeah
Rasputin when he was drinking the poisoned wine:
This rendition makes me feel like a viking about to raid a village.
About to. We save led zeplin for the actual raid.
Raid huh? *_Raid Shadow Legends_*
Oh my gods 😂
For odin 😤
you've been dazed and confused when you wrote that, or your babe leaved ya? because it's Led Zeppelin, just kidding i only wanted to do a joke about led zeplin, but now i'm ramblin on, peace, (whole lotta) love and stay rock and roll!
@@mrbrazilian7172 Red Shadow Maggots
This played when the USSR collapsed.
picture this: a russian woman goes of a killing spree, she sleeps with the men and or woman and uses her beauty to lure them and then kills them. this song is playing behind each of her kills. at the very end of the song she gets caught.
rebelredz black widow movie?
Sounds like what Tarantino would do
Sounds like a Quartz Movie
I can picture the detective kicking open doors and getting closer to catch her. As you say, she gets caught in the end.
Cliché, but I am intrigued.
The non-singing voice sounds like the Grinch narrator on mescaline.
LMAO
Sounds like the intro of a evil pharaoh looking at all the desert as his own land and thinking he’s the god of it all and it’s like the song shows his slow progression into madness
oh boi, it's (almost) ozymandias
Write a dang book
Please for the love of Christ write a book I'd deadass buy it
@UCg9K1whIXbzfwPxJ7NIuJog YEs sir
@@meulin_on_paws I’m no writer but it would be a cool idea for one!
this is,,,demonic
but it slaps
This is what happens when you vape vodka
IM SCREAMING
Nah when you crush vodka icecubes and snort the dust with both nostrils
This sounds... so ethnic.
*A E S T H E T H N I C*
Yes.
What the fuck is ethnic??
This is how tough russian winter morning when you go to school feels like for me.
When the vocals came in I died. Rasputin singing his own song
Am i the only one who thinks a song slowed down with reverb isnt actual vaporwave?
fucken 02 420 is that exactly
Ewe74 no
Does vaporwave have sub genres?
yeah synth wave
Vaporwave is now essentially just subgenres. Shit like this isn't worth the time to steal the sick art used in this video.
Nobody:
My mind at the start of the song:
H O R S E
when did satan start learning singing?
i’m not gonna like your comment it’s at 69 likes.
it’s hot
Sounds like I'm in Egypt
Like... it sounds like Egypt to me. or the Middle East. the beginning especially
yes the tsar era music sounds similar to middle eastern music
I agree! The beginning sounds so arabic
It's based on a turkish folk song.
@@islam.i someone is fun at partys
Edit:oh snd he deleted his comment
T H E R E L I V E D A C E R T A I N M A N I N R U S S I A L O N G A G O
this could apply to a lot of people
especially Stalin
____________
Jj
Or the real man named Rasputin?
@Benski you better watch your ass I’m coming for you “tovarish”
What about the USSR
The intro sounds like something straight from a Quentin Tarantino movie
It's the year 2077. The soviet union is back again and they are searching for you. Hiding in your room, the dark little closet not helping your situation. Your claustrophobia and fear of the unkown kicking in. You breath heavily, when suddenly you start to hear this play and the sound of a door being kicked down. Your heart feels like it's gonna explode. The next thing you know is that you're being tortured. You don't remember who you are, no sanity left, but the song is looping over and over again til you finally meet your demise.
I feel you bro
Good ways to die ^^
aint no planet x comin cuz aint no space cuz aint not globe earth
If this isn’t how I die I don’t want it
I'm making this a story
1.5x
YOU RIGHT
E L w a w e the entire point is to be slow
Wow!
it sounds like sectarians are conducting a rite to call Satan
noice
the intro is like... wow.. I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG HELP--
3:15 When Mordor has finally had enough with Rasputin
Some Kriegsman hahahah
2:39 the demons having a good time in hell
0:32 I cant get over how delicious that sounds
This would be a lot better if there was no singing and if the bass guitar was turned up massively.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
I think some of the vocals in this would be a good edition to a Vaporwave mix
Duality Blossom not Satan’s unholy hellfire. Gotcha.
poprox101 I honestly can’t be bothered
Geez I want this version so bad too! 😂
The chillest Russian gopniks can understand the feeling.
the first 20 seconds sounds like you’re getting ambushed by people above you in a really dusty valley
A man needs a the name of that wallpaper
www.tokkoro.com/picsup/2984436-neon-aesthetic___mixed-wallpapers.jpg
Just screenshot it
@@petdadawg2339 bruh
@@tzatziki9328 bruh
barbarynpk 2 bruh
When you drink too much russian vodka
Suddenly Rasputin's ghost is tryna convince you to join his cult
let's be honest, this is how i felt after winning this song in just dance 4.
now I've done it 3 times.i
i hate myself, because this is my favorite song right now.
iggyterino What’s your favorite song now?
This song was originally on just dance 2
1:30 n i c e
mattem right
Like your number of likes.
I'm happy to report that nobody has yet to like your comment to keep it at 69 likes for the past 2 weeks. nice.
The visuals I get from this is Rasputin, the Russian Cowboy in the wild west
More like Rasputin, the Russian Cossack in the wild east
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Russians
when the chill kid finds out they have 0.001% russian heritage
"The original is better"
*SWAT-team breaks through the door and starts shooting*
The original is better
*FBI OPEN UP*
Kills you
It is though.
Yes original is better
Depends on your tastes
Teacher: Don’t play music on bus
Me: what if I have it low
Teacher: it’s ok if you do because I like your music
Me: *plays this*
Gettin' a real badass western vibe off the instrumentals slowed down like this
When you're stoned out of your mind and wandering in the woods near a festival in the woods.
Not Vaporwave. But with more editing it has promise. I kinda like this demonic sounding mix tho
Everything sounds better with a demonic sounding mix
The first bit sounds like someone threw a wooden box down the stairs
Pov: You and your Russian friend are vibing on the last day of school
lots of the comments are saying that this is hell music or cult. But I’m just here vibing and making stories in my head.
is this picture made by Bob Ross??
R O S S P U T I N
@@babykrul genius
babykrul haha-
@Duckie Alexander comedy gold
☮𒍧𝓑𝑜𝒷 𝓡𝑜𝓈𝓈𒍦☮
deep thoughts
wtf u doing here u child nonce
April 21 of 2020, a good chunk into Quaraintine, I have found myself on this song and now i cant stop listening to it. it echos in my empty soul. i can feel the russian blood in me stomping its feet. the guns are being loaded, the masks are donned.
time for a revolution.
Miedri Wesley U JUST DESCRIBED HOW I FEEL 24/7 THANK U
I feel like I'm walking through a burlesque and gaudy 1980's night club at a normal pace while everyone around around me is dancing in slow motion to the beat of the song, forever trapped in time , unaware of my presence , replaying the same moment forever
*fire emoji*
🔥
🔥
🖕
🗿
🗿
I’m crying at these comments. My god.
We need this in a Rasputin biopic directed by Quentin Tarantino
Those drums at the start make me feel like I’m in Russia, Scotland and Ireland all at the same time @-@
When the dnd party exists only out of chaotic evil characters
Facts
idk how i got here but i don’t regret anything
да
I felt my Nordic ancestors come and sit around the fire with me
Witchblade brought me here.
THIS IS THE MOST EPIC BOSS MUSIC I'VE EVER HEARD
Boss Name: Rasputin the unkillable
Boss info:
Health: 100,000,000
Skills: Self-heal.
Special powers: Give terror effect when fighting which decreases all your stats by -420, can summon deadly russian chicks.
I think I overdosed something...
German army: why do i hear boss music
Russian army:
That’s some groovy cult music
I never though that I'd be listening to a vaporwave Rasputin at 3:12 in the morning but here I am, vibing in the dark
summon a demon: play this 👌
New Mutants
O P A !
This makes me feel that I am on an adventure, out of this world, I hear the music, it's telling me to go to the mountain.
Imagine having been lost in a forest for many days without human contact, and it is just before the sunset of the fifth day,you hear this singing in the distance, you creep closer thinking that you have found your way out, but you realize all to late that those are not people singing.
When Satan starts his singing career
"Arthur, we got enough money to head to Moscow and slip away from the Pinkertons"
This really hits different after 2022
Yeah....
Don't whine
My braincells are fighting for oxygen.
S I L E N T H I L L ?
Cesssidy Oh Worm?TM yessss my favorite movie of all time
SI
SI
SILENT HILL